LOVECRAFT RAP
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TAKE YOUR HANDS OF YOUR SHAFTS
CAUSE NOW ITS FUCKING PARTY WITH H. P. LOVECRAFT!
IM A FUCKING AWESOME AUTHOR WHO WRITES LIKE A BOSS
YOU OPEN MY BOOKS START READING AND JUST GET LOST
WHOS THE MASTER OF HORROR? EDGAR ALLEN POE?
MAN BITCHES AINT SHIT. THAT FUCKERS MY HOE
HES GOT A RAVEN, IVE GOTTEN MOTHERFUCKING CTHULHU
POE SAYS NEVERMORE, BUT MY CREATURES WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
IF SAW THEM YOU’D JUST START SCREAMING AND NEVER FUCKING STOP
YOUD TAKE AN AXE TO YOU HEAD AND JUST START TO FUCKING CHOP
THEYRE FUCKING SCARY AS FUCK - WAIT. WHATD YOU SAY?
WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE? UH… AYE….
THEY’RE INDESCRIBLY TERRIBLE, MAN. I DONT WHERE TO START.
LIKE, ONE PART SCARY. AND AWFUL IS THE OTHER PART.
THEY’RE LIKE TERRIBLY UNSPEAKABLY AWFUL AND SCARY.
YOU KNOW WHAT? ITS BAD, OKAY? JUST FUCKING TRUST ME.
via chanarchive.org
